a different xmas

You know it's going to be a different Christmas when:

• you remember you need to clean the BBQ for the main meal
• you can't decide if you are going to brave the traffic and go to the beach, or just sit around the pool
• you are praying it won't hit 40D, as you don't have air con
• you are wondering which Tshirt would be best to wear on the day, and if shorts are too formal
• garlic prawns or snapper?
• plum pudding or icecream?
• people are singing christmas carols and sweating from the effort
• the earliest you are going to phone the rellies is 11pm....